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Sammy Wainaina Left: The Runaway corrupt church leader



The COLONIAL WHITES said that if you wish to HIDE ANYTHING FROM AN AFRICAN, PUT IT IN WRITING because they will never read. ALLSAINTS CATHEDRAL has been known for having an annual culture where every year they guide there flock through a POWERFUL CATHEDRAL THEME meant to be reflected upon throughout the year. In 2017, that theme was “CELEBRATING GOD’S FAITHFULNESS”.


To SUPPORT this CULTURE, there is a VISION which has been cast on stone and rightfully designed to SOFTEN ANY HARD HEART and bring all the brethren together with the feeling of ONENESS. This vision goes like “A CATHEDRAL OF SPIRITUAL NOURISHMENT AND FELLOWSHIP FOR MINISTRY TO THE WORLD”.




EXISTENCE OF A SUPERNATURAL GOD IS NOT NEGOTIABLE, it is an IRREDUCIBLE MINIMUM. To that extent, Christians have been given 10 SOLID COMMANDMENTS as a guide to Christian faith. The biblical arguments are captured as “THOU SHALL NOT” and if you do it is a sin. However, the PROVOST of the ALLSAINTS CATHEDRAL, REV SAMMY WAINAINA seems to be reading these on the reverse. According to him, Human beings were given a PACK OF SINS captured as commandments and that they are allowed to commit any combination as long as you do not commit all.


Now the clergy should be aware the brethren are also reading the scripture and that going forward we will start holding them accountable for the information they give. The clergy should not SPREAD BLATANT MISINFORMATION as that is a recipe for people to START ENTERTAINING ATHEIST THOUGHTS which we MUST REBUKE with the strongest possible words available.


I will not mention the name of PROVOST SAMMY WAINAINA in vain but I will back it up and it shall be INCUMBENT upon you as a reader to investigate and make relevant references to the 10 commandments and if necessary find out where any has been broken. You will realize that 10 commandments are a summary but when expanded you can effectively classify all the sins in the world to be within the 10.


1.) Rev Sammy Wainaina was a JUNIOR PASTOR in the Nakuru Diocese and at some point he was a curate with the Cathedral of the Good Shepherd in Nakuru. These are the times when we are told, the brethren loved him as he was a STICKLER TO THE SCRIPTURE AND THE TRUTH. So when we thought OLD WAS GOLD such that when one rises through EVANGELICAL LADDER (Catholics call it CELIBACY LADDER), they are meant to become biblically wiser in the context of the church, it NEVER WAS FOR PROVOST SAMMY WAINAINA.

Just before Sammy Wainaina came to Nairobi, he was INTRODUCED TO TRIBALISM BY PROVOST WANYOIKE, now a fair-weather Thika Diocese Bishop whose tongue spews venom at any given opportunity and was recently heard lamenting how he wants to overthrow the current arch-bishop (HIS HIGHNESS OLE-SAPIT) over his comments on IEBC, criminals who bungled elections costing Kenya over 50 Billion. It could be shocking that a whole Anglican Bishop of the Thika Diocese doesn’t understand the procedure of excommunication in the Anglican Church. Bishop of Thika Diocese I know you will read this, let me put it to you that at hardly 45 years of age, Olesapit is there to stay and you are likely to see him for more than 20 years as retirement age is normally 65.

At the time when PROVOST CANON KARANJA was retiring as the provost and joining NCCK, there were TWO QUALIFIED senior pastors who could replace him and they were REV. CANON DAVID SAWE (Assistant Provost) & REV. MANJI (Leader of Ministry Pillar). According to CANON PETER KARANJA (who is currently misleading the nation at the NCCK platform), Allsaints leadership is a PRESERVE FOR ONE TRIBE owing to the staggering weekly collections which meanders to an average tune of KSH. 5 million.

Allsaints is a metropolitan church which requires some level of SENSITIVITY to SPEECH THAT COMES OUT AS ACCENT. To surpass qualified Pastors and bring fourth an ACCENT-CHALLENGED TRIBALIST LIKE REV WANYOIKE was the biggest VERSION OF CHURCH’S IMPUNITY.

To implement the DEMONIC INTENT IN A CHURCH ENVIRONMENT, Canon David Sawe was also DISPOSED-OFF TO ELDORET while Rev. Cyrus Manji was FORCEFULLY TRANSFERRED TO A BANDITRY & TERRORISM PRONE AREA in the name of OUTREACH, a beautify & acceptable way to dispose-off competition. There is no problem of anyone going to such areas but COULDN’T REV WANYOIKE BE SENT THERE TO INTERACT WITH BANDITS?

Once Rev Wanyoike had been fraudulently installed as the Church Provost in the midst of Brethren uproar, the position of the Assistant Provost was left vacant after forceful exit of Canon David Sawe.

For the position of Assistant Provost, there were qualified people for that post internally including REV. JOHN MARK & REV. TOM OTIENO. Again to resist competition from Rev Tom Otieno, he was effectively SCANDALIZED (Just like Archbishop ELIUD WABUKHALA SCANDALIZED BISHOP WAWERU of Nairobi Diocese pitting him as a gay bishop in attempts to bar him from running for the Arch-Diocese Bishopric elections) and made to resign to a church in Nairobi’s Westlands.

Rev. John Mark was BLATANTLY BYPASSED with IMPUNITY when they brought REV SAMMY WAINAINA as the Assistant provost just to complete the equation and it is at this point when he was INDUCTED TO TRIBALISM forgetting his former self.

To GAIN ACCEPTANCE in a POLARIZED christened ENVIRONMENT, Rev Sammy Wainaina stylized himself as a PRAISE AND WORSHIP GURU creating a new Ministry of Praise and Worship with him as the head. It did not took him long to realize that Allsaints Cathedral had mature Choir and Worship Teams and that his entry talent was not regarded as a rare one.


2.) There is a reason why MAIN PASTORS are housed by the church. This is to make sure that they do not get to the temptation of looting. But when a pastor does that and allegedly builds a mansion in Syokimau, you wander whether the salary they are given by the diocese could do that within 2 years of leaving Nakuru Diocese.


3.) Then it was time for REV WANYOIKE TO EXIT after successfully bribing his way to the THIKA BISHOPRIC POSITION. Rev. Cyrus Manji, Canon David Sawe and Rev. Tom Otieno were already permanently disposed and the existing competition for both the Provost and Assistant Provost Positions was REV JOHN MARK. Rev. John Mark was to be quickly disposed if the DEMONIC VARIABLES OF DISCRIMINATION WERE TO BE INVOKED WITH MINIMUM SUSPICION.

With the help of His Highness WABUKHALA, REV. JOHN MARK ENDED UP BEING REDUCED TO A PERSONAL ASSISTANT to the Arch Bishop in the Diocesan Office to pave way for recruitment of regime friendly Provost and Assistant Provost. Rev Sammy Wainaina quickly lobbied to be confirmed as the provost and for the assistant provost position, VILLIAM RUTO Lobbied for a little known Joker from Eldoret, REV PAUL KORIR. I call him a Joker because his summons are said to have been big on worldly jokes rather than scriptural references and why would a politician be interested on who becomes the assistant provost? If it was an issue of being a Kalenjin then it MUST BE REMEMBERED that CANON DAVID SAWE was also a Kalenjin.


4.) Immediately Rev Sammy Wainaina got his foot to the position of the Vicar of the Cathedral, his first ASSIGNMENT WAS TO CONCEAL the CHURCH GIVING and he stopped capturing the weekly collections on the church’s service sheet.

It is an ANGLICAN CULTURE TO PROMOTE OPENNESS and the very argument that service sheets are thrown in Uhuru Park thus revealing collections could not just add up. The main intention was to TERMINATE PAPER EVIDENCE on weekly collections. The display on the church TVs is easily forgotten even before the service is over hence destroying the element of accountability.

Since this time, the provost has been living flamboyantly and at some point (before becoming Provost) thought he would capture the position of the NAKURU DIOCESE BISHOP only to be shocked that the same PRETENTIOUS WABUKHALA had put a WORD ON THE GROUND that he WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A BISHOP.


5.) In one of the Church season, a PROMISING COUPLE STARTED A PROMINENT DATING with the hope of a wedding culmination. The two were BENSON WASONGA and MERCY MUHORO. BENSON WASONGA was a YOUTH CHURCH ELDER while MERCY MUHORO was a PRAISE AND WORSHIP CO-LEADER, a wonderful combination going by any language.

While Benson Wasonga was UPBEAT and EXCITED about a POSSIBLE COLORFUL FUTURE with a GOD-FEARING GIRL, the BIG BROTHER (Provost Sammy Wainaina) allegedly had a different idea. An interview with the youth of that Church revealed that the PROVOST COULD FLIRT with MERCY MUHORO on text and phone calls, evidence of which may be obtained from Safaricom. The Provost (based on interviews from the youth) continued PROMISING Mercy Muhoro a BRILLIANT SECOND-WIFE POSITION until she COULD NOT see any USEFULNESS with LOW-LYING Benson Wesonga.

When the provost realized that the YOUTH in the church were INCREASINGLY BECOMING CONVERSANT with the DEMONIC UNDERCURRENTS, he immediately TERMINATED THE LOVEY-DOVEY HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PLEASANTRIES. However, it was TOO LATE as Mercy Muhoro and Ben Wesonga were NO LONGER TOGETHER.

This could be a PRACTICAL CASE where Christians could say: “THE TWO WERE NOT MEANT FOR EACH OTHER” because the good Lord sent a MALE ANGEL to SCUTTLE THEIR RELATIONSHIP. I would have preferred to suggest the commandment broken here but I leave it to you as a reader to decide.


6.) GAFLA BIN HU, the Assistant Provost REV. PAUL KORIR was SECOND TIME LUCKY and had to EXIT Allsaints after HIS MENTOR, VILLIAM RUTO successfully negotiated for him a BISHOPRIC ROLE IN ELDORET. Bear in mind there were several much qualified contenders for the role in Eldoret. Were it not for the POWER OF THE MENTOR, brrrrrrr.

After the exit of Rev. Paul Korir, there was AUTOMATIC VACANCY where REV EVANS OMOLLO SUCCESSFULLY FLOWED all the contestants, BUT WAIT, he was not from THE RIGHT TRIBE neither did he have a POLITICAL MENTOR. Provost Sammy Wainaina decided to HIDE HIS APPOINTMENT LETTER because he thought he could once again APPLY DECEIT SUCCESSFULLY as he did before.

It took the INTERVENTION of the Innocently New ARCH-BISHOP when he came for a function at Allsaints and WONDERED where the Assistant provost was, only to realize that HIS LETTER WAS WITHHELD BY PROVOST SAMMY WAINAINA. The Provost was PREVAILED upon to CONDUCT HIMSELF IN A GODLY MANNER and release the appointment letter.


7.) Provost Sammy Wainaina has consistently resisted the truth and recently, as an agent who has effectively driven all the saints away from the once adorable church and made it Saintless, CALLED A PRESS CONFERENCE JUST BEFORE 8/8 to tell Kenyans to vacate Polling Stations after voting. Why is he being economic with the truth yet the GOD that he claim to serve advocates for truth and openness?

Provost Sammy Wainaina, since you are READING THE SCRIPTURE SPARINGLY, let me tell you this: The TRUTH WILL NEVER VARY and if it’s the truth we are looking for then it will never matter how many people (or how many companies) are counting votes. The more the merrier. Please stop MISLEADING THE FLOCK ON AREAS OF THE TRUTH.


a.) James 2:1-5: My brothers, show NO PARTIALITY as you hold the faith in our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory. For if a man wearing a gold ring and fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say, “You sit here in a good place,” while you say to the poor man, “You stand over there,” or, “Sit down at my feet,” have you not then made distinctions among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts? Listen, my beloved brothers, has not God chosen those who are poor in the world to be rich in faith and heirs of the kingdom, which he has promised to those who love him?

b.) Psalm 106:3: Blessed are they who observe justice, who do righteousness at all times!

c.) Proverbs 16:11: A just balance and scales are the Lord’s; all the weights in the bag are his work.

d.) Exodus 23:1-33: You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness. You shall not fall in with the many to do evil, nor shall you bear witness in a lawsuit, siding with the many, so as to pervert justice, nor shall you be partial to a poor man in his lawsuit. “If you meet your enemy’s ox or his donkey going astray, you shall bring it back to him. If you see the donkey of one who hates you lying down under its burden, you shall refrain from leaving him with it; you shall rescue it with him. ……..

e.) John 8:31-32: To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”


Recently AN ELECTION WAS STOLEN in this country where over KSH. 50 Billion was lost in an attempt to rig in an UNPOPULAR LOOTER but because he belonged to PROVOST SAMMY WAINAINA’S ETHNIC SEGMENT, he is unable to REBUKE THE DEVIL to the extent that when the ARCH BISHOP OLE-SAPIT broke the Kenya’s interdenominational silent Code (of SWEEPING THE DEVIL’S WORK UNDER THE CARPET THEN ACCEPTING AND MOVING ON) and REBUKED THE DEMON THAT BUNGLED ELECTIONS, not only was Provost Sammy Wainaina CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT for an event in a church where he is the VICAR IN CHARGE, but also he is said to have FINANCED THE TWITTER ATTACKS ON ARCH-BISHOP OLESAPIT, just the same way the NAKURU ORPHAN-PEDDLER & FICTITIOUS BISHOP MARK KARIUKI financed Nairobi Business Community in 2007.


8.) PROVOST WANYOIKE made money from the YOUTH CENTRE PROJECT, a MORIBUND PROJECT which after being funded by the Cathedral members, they CANNOT EVEN SEE THE PROCEEDS. Even to members, they pay to use the premises they funded just to show the level of greed perpetuated by a church under the leadership of Sammy Wainaina.

Never mind the original cost of the project was about KSH. 150 Million which escalated to over KSH. 350 Million, over 100% cost-overrun.

Just like Wanyoike who SAW AN OPPORTUNITY and TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE NAIVETY OF THE BRETHREN, a SCANDAL IS CURRENTLY LOADING through Sammy Wainaina who believes he can make a kill similar to Wanyoike and has effectively launched a CHILDREN CENTER DUBBED CTC. The church already has wasted money on a TRINITY CENTER which is hardly half-filled by the youth and yet the provost is launching another with a STAGGERING COST OF OVER KSH. 900 MILLION.

Remember the church compound is small, let alone unused spaces sufficient for Children and teens within the Trinity Center. For PROVOST SAMMY WAINAINA, THE DRIVING FACTOR IS GREED and he hopes to make a kill just like his predecessor, Provost Wanyoike.

Instead of wasting money in such a center with the Brethren being intimidated to submission, why can’t the church do something like Equity Bank’s “WINGS TO FLY” which despite favoring people largely from one tribe, ends up changing lives?

Why would brethren, who each knows at least orphans and widows suffering from their villages engage in such a project earmarked to enrich individuals or even to compete other churches? People should stop HIDING BEHIND CHILDREN in the name of CTC just to try and enrich themselves.



I must admit this article will have MIXED REACTIONS, some will be ANGRY and others will take it as an EYE OPENER and that is just a FACT OF LIFE. But I won’t be surprised with any anger emanating from this because “THE TRUTH WAS NEVER DESIGNED TO BE EXACTLY PALATABLE AND SWEET TO THE MONTH”, it’s the STRENGTH TO CONSUME the truth which makes ONE DIFFERENT. Do not for a moment imagine your anger is a form of weakness, it isn’t, it’s the process to SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS. Life is fragile and you must every moment you live count.




  • Swift Laggard II

    Are there no mechanisms to redress this within the church? Have you exhausted such means so as to smear your ‘brother’ in the faith? Are you a Christian really or you just want to have some cheap publicity? I do not know whether your allegations are true or not but the manner in which you put them reeks of bad faith.

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